Monthly Archives: June 2010

Washington, Baltimore, Niagara and Toronto (obviously way behind)

So we arrived at the airport in Las Vegas and found out our flight was delayed over an hour which would mean we would miss our connection.  This caused us both to panic me first, shortly followed by Helen when I pointed out our predicament.  Our turn at the check in desk came and we were told that we would be flying with United, they had booked us on a direct flight with no baggage check in fee and arriving an hour earlier than the original flight.  We were obviously completely appalled and given discount vouchers for our next flight and meal vouchers for the airport.  The journey was reasonable with complimentary drinks and a movie.

We caught a shuttle bus from Dulles International to the hostel only to find that 2 minutes after we arrived, a photo of us was posted on twitter.  Helen has already touched on the subject of the conversation with a probable murderer at the Petrol station so I won’t go into that.

The following morning we got the underground to Union Square and walked around all the major landmarks of Washington including the Jefferson, Lincoln and Vietnam Vets Memorials and the White House where Helen started singing ‘Oh say can you see, we’re in Washington DC’ to a load of tourists.  Unfortunately the President wasn’t accepting visitors so discussion of nurses pay and the oil spill were off the agenda.

A few hours later we collected our bags and headed for the Greyhound terminal to go to Baltimore.  We managed to get a private room but on arrival found that it was a double bed.  Unable to switch rooms and Helen being concerned she might smother me in the night I volunteered to sleep on the floor, which was surprisingly comfortable with a few blankets. We spent 2 nights in Baltimore exploring both the Charles street area where we were based, and with the use of the free buses, Market Street and the inner harbour area.  The weather was absolutely gorgeous without the humidity of neighbouring Washington.

The next morning we were on the move again back on the greyhound for a very complex transfer schedule to get to Niagara Falls.  We were late for all 3 transfers but by some miracle managed to catch all the buses but to the detriment of our stomachs because by 8pm we had had nothing to eat all day and Helen was seeing the ground move.  We got to Niagara at 9.40pm having managed to eat a disgusting microwaved spring roll burrito myself and a rather non-descript meat burger for Helen, further enforcing the point that greyhoung bus stations are not exactly conducive to a healthy balanced diet.

The next day started with a walk down to the falls.  The weather was again beautifully sunny and we knew we were nearly there when we heard the roar of the water and felt the vapour in the air.  We walked past the American falls on the opposite side and round to get a better view of the Canadian side. Deciding this was still not close enough we donned our very sexy blue hooded bin bags and took to the water on the ‘Maid of the mist’ into the falls. This was great but I didn’t see an awful lot after the first deluge of water across my glasses.

Back on dry land we continued walking and found ourselves at the gift shops and the top of the falls.  I was mesmerised by the water torrents falling over the edge, which is receding up to 2 meters per year in places, and into the abyss below to get carried down to Lake Ontario. Nestled on the shores of Lake Ontario sat our next destination, Toronto and by 6pm we had dumped our bags at the hostel (university halls of residents) and we were walking back to Yonge Street and to the cinema.

Are you going to San Francisco (actually we spent a couple of days there and then went to Vegas)

I feel I need to address some of the issues Helen has so politely brought up in her version of events.

1. I happened to notice the wanking tramp first, felt that we were interrupting his obviously practiced routine so went to buy tickets for bus journey to Vegas.

2. The cockroach thing was hilarious and I nearly wet myself watching Helen dancing around the cockroaches in the middle of the street.

3. I actually told Helen that I would abandon here in Washington if she decided to lay the stripper cards out on the kitchen table and select the best ones for the stripper wall in her journal but she has them stashed in a bag and I am sure she will bring them out in Boston when she knows we are all our final destination.

4. Mum, Dad please don’t worry about the murderer and to coke at the petrol station, it really wasn’t as dramatic as that and I am old enough and stupid enough to make it this far around the world.  I am not going to let a murderer stop me from getting back to the UK to pay off my debits.

5. Ruth said nothing of the sort about Chinese girls and doesn’t wish to piss off a large proportion of people.  I just made an observation that some of the Asian girls that I had shared rooms with had a very different view of quiet time to myself.

After having a maximum of 2 hours of sleep on the bus we arrived in San Francisco totally shattered.   We got on the bus to Union Square and walked up to the hostel.  The Adelaide hostel was really nice and has great meal deals and breakfast included, which we took advantage of.  On Friday we spent the day exploring San Francisco.  We caught the cable car over to Fisherman’s Wharf and walked around the bay area.  We both got caricatures pictures of ourselves by an art student and basked in the glorious sunshine before going for Clam Chowder and a boat trip to Alcatraz and under the Golden Gate Bridge.  We had a great trip around the bay and soaked up the sun before walking back along Fisherman’s Wharf and up to the crooked section of Lombard Street and arrived back at Westfield Centre at 7.30pm not believing where the day had gone.

Saturday involved another long bus journey (after meeting the wanking tramp) arriving in Las Vegas in the dark to appreciate the strip in its full glory.  Our hotel was nice, really great value and on the strip so a great location.  We explored the hotel and then went to bed. I had a great nights sleep significantly enhanced by the fact that I has a double bed to myself again for the next 3 nights and only Helen’s snoring to contend with in the bed next to me.

I woke up on my birthday and had phone calls from home, which is always nice but even better on your birthday.  We caught the bus down to the end of the strip and walked to the famous Las Vegas sign for photo opportunities. Throughout the day we walked back in the direction of the hotel stopping off at numerous hotels along the way including Luxor to see the pyramid, Excalibur, New York New York, The Bellagio for the fountains and the botanical gardens, Caesars Palace, The Venetian, The Mirage and Treasure Island for a birthday dinner at Kahunaville.  We had a great dinner with cocktails and birthday cake, then back to our hotel for more drinks, rides in the amusement park and losing at Roulette (last of the big spenders I bet $10).  All in all a great birthday.

The early starts are not funny anymore, 5am and I am in the shower getting ready for our trip to the Grand Canyon.  We took the bus to the Grand Canyon stopping at the Hoover dam along the way.  On arrival at Mathers Point we walked along the South rim to the Yavapii Visitors Centre taking loads of photographs along the way and climbing over the rocks to get a better vantage point.  At Yavapii we watched three Elks walking across the car park and took loads of photo’s of them too.   Then on to Bright Angel Lodge for Helen to do some souvenir shopping and more photographs.  We had a very uneventful journey back to the hotel and neither of us could really believe how amazing the Grand Canyon is.  It is definitely one of the top natural wonders of the world.  It was so beautiful and I was amazed.

What Happens in Vegas

Raa. It’s Helen again. We’re in Baltimore right now, but we’ve been to Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Las Vegas and the Grand Canyon, and Washington DC. I can’t really remember loads. This is epilepsy-induced, not drunkenness-induced. What happened in Vegas will quite literally stay in Vegas.

We are on a very, very tight budget, and I’m not quite sure how Ruth has survived this far. I’m wearing these horrible sandals that just seem to rub on/trap dirt. I have constantly mucky feet – thanks Mum… Anyway, normally I would have got these cheap but awesome shoes, but I didn’t. Unfortunate, as they’re really painful and I’ve walked miles and miles now. Very ouchy.

Anyway. Notable things about our trip so far, since I notice different things to Ruth. She notices the beauty and wonder of nature. I notice freaky weird things like wanking tramps.

1. A wanking tramp: we saw a tramp gleefully pleasuring himself whilst standing in San Francisco bus station and yelling, at 6am in the morning.

2. Cockroaches: Washington DC at night = millions and millions of cockroaches, all ready to chase Helens down the street.

3. Giant Vegas cocktails: I wish we’d had one of these. They drink cocktails out of plastic guitars and stuff. Unfortunately our book of Vegas vouchers only let us have medium-sized ones. But I suppose drinking out of guitars is mostly for teenagers and crazy desperate cougar women. Although Ruth is 27 now, which is kind of old I suppose.

4. Chinese girls: every Chinese girl I’ve shared a dorm room with/sat next to on aeroplanes etc has been so, so selfish. Only Chinese girls. It’s super-weird. Making loads of noise at night when everyone’s trying to sleep, putting their bags everywhere, secretly using their phones when cabin crew say to turn them off, getting into my space all the time, generally being bitches. Maybe it’s just been the ones we’ve been hanging out with, but Ruth says it’s a cultural thing.

5. Buses: dear god, Greyhound buses are full of freaks. Seriously. I mean, our ticket was great value, but stinky drunk people, chemical toilets etc etc etc? Character forming, I suppose.

6. American food: our old rule still applies. If you don’t know what something you’re eating is, it’s cheese. If it definitely, definitely isn’t cheese, it’s bread. Everything has bread and cheese in it. I swear I’ve gained SO MUCH WEIGHT.

7. Stripper cards: Vegas is full to bursting with stripper cards. I collected some, but Ruth said it was probably socially unacceptable to stick them into my notebook in the public kitchen of the hostel.

I can’t think of anything else frankly. Ruth will have to fill you in on the rest. She says I shouldn’t write about the thing with the murderer and the coke at the petrol station, because her parents will freak out.

Seattle, Portland (again) and San Francisco

Another few days have gone since updating the blog so here is what has been happening. As most of you know from my facebook, I successfully retrieved Helen from the SeaTac airport on Saturday night.  Tired and full of cold I think she was pleased to have reached her first destination.  She went to bed pretty quickly in no mood to discuss future plans but I figured I might get a better reception the following morning.

Sunday and we went on the bus to the Convention Centre to see about the Discovery passes at the Greyhound depot.  We both purchased a 15 day pass and this would take us up to 2 days before our departure back to London and get us safely to Boston, with a bit of look.  Monday we would depart to Portland on the way to San Francisco and Las Vegas.

Back in Seattle we walked to the Space Needle and went on the 360 degree walk around the top. The day started off a damp but soon brightened up and the cloud lifted to reveal the mountain Rainier on the Seattle skyline.  After the obligatory walk around the gift shop we walked to Pike Place market with a fair bit of ‘are we nearly there yet’ on Helen’s part.  After a good look round and some late lunch we went looking round the shops and to a free demonstration of the new cirque de sol show that is in town.   Then back to the hostel with a selection of food from the international district food court and settled in for movie night.

Monday with are discovery passes in hand we went to the greyhound depot again and got the bus to Portland, Oregon and actually arrived 10 minutes early, which is completely unheard of.  A bit more moaning from Helen to get to the hostel we dropped off our bags and headed straight for the Blue Moon brewpub up the road.  A few pints down and conversation turned to trying to organise a few things for the days to come and working out what we were going to do and where.  Tuesday morning we got up a little later, trying to avoid the lovely old lady from Bristol who spent hours talking at us last night. We walked straight to Powell’s books where I traded in my old book for credit towards two new ones.  We spent a long time in there trawling through bookcase after bookcase of romantic fiction (unfortunately we are both addicted to the happy ever after) and had coffee. From here we decided to brave the shops and see if we could stick to the no spending rule.  I managed to only buy a t shirt so I was very pleased with myself.

We walked a long the water front and back to stand in the queue for the Voodoo Doughnuts. Helen purchased a selection to take video footage of and I got one called Captain my captain with multicoloured cereal on top, it did taste better than it sounded.  Both pretty tired after a full day we had an early night and I settled down to one of my new books. I keep smiling at how comfortable I feel with everything and how simple things seem, that is until I start to thing about money, but I am happily in denial for at least 2 more weeks.

Portland’s café culture suites me down to the ground and we walked up to 23rd St with a lot of little boutique style shops interspersed with coffee shops and tea houses on a tree lined streets.  We set up camp in a lovely little tea house with Helen discovering the merits of bubble tea and me getting the chance to read out of date UK magazines and discover that 6 months doesn’t change things at all in the celebrity media world.  Later we started the bus journey to San Francisco travelling through the night and arriving in Sacramento for breakfast and San Francisco around lunchtime.  We were both completely shattered. Neither of us got much sleep and I looked like shit. The first thing I did in the hostel was have a shower to wake up and so that I didn’t scare the other guests.  The hostel seems nice, it really big and has a cosy sitting area and free breakfast to start the day right.

After Banff

My blog entries will continue as normal but Helen will odviously be using it to so you will have two sides of the story and I am sure you will know which is which.

So after spending a couple of days in Banff seeing the wonderful landscape and the snow each morning and managing to upload loads of backdated photo’s onto the blog I walked back to the bus station and took thebus to Calgary.  The hostel was nice but my first walk around the city left the feeling a bit empty.  It was a sunday but there wasn’t may people around and everyone that I saw looked like they were a chronic alcoholic or that they were totally dependant on crack or crystal meth.

I picked up some dinner and with positive thoughts that Calgary would have more appeal tomorrow I went back to the hostel and watched Nacho Libre with a guy from Australia and one from New Zealand.  I have learnt a lot about where different countries travel to, here is what I have found so far:

British: Europe, South East Asia, Australia and New Zealand

Americans: England, Australia, New Zealand (sometimes), Canada and America

Australians: England, Europe, America and Canada (if they haven’t had a drink driving conviction)

New Zealanders: Canada and America

French: America and Canada (although some of these could be french canadian but don’t converse with many people as they refuse to speak in English)

German and Irish: Everywhere!

Monday in Calgary was a little more promising.  I found the main street and visited  few shops and galleries. One thing that really stands out is that the whole city is like one big construction site.  I really didn’t expect this only a couple of months after the winter olypmics because nearly all the jump events were in Calgary and you would have thought this would be the time they where basking in the afterglow of there efforts pre olympics, but no.  Maybe it has just made them more determined to expand the city.

I went to the library, sent emails recieved multiple messages from Helen that flight was confirmed depite BA strike and threfore organised tickets back to Vancouver (if flight was cancelled with going to fly to Toronto from there).  Tuesday and a another long bus jpurney back to Vancouver in the rain and running to the hostel before checkin closed at 11pm.

I needed to plan how I was going to spend my last few days alone so I went to the bus station and asked what bus wwas leaving next.  The lady obviously didn’t get that I wasn’t bothered where I was  going to end up but gave me a list of place names and I said yes to Portland.  So there it was, I was crossing the border back into America and passing through Washington state to go the Portland, Oregon.  I was excited again, I had heard a lot of good things about Portland and it was a new place to explore.

Back on the greyhound and before I knew it we were pulling up at the border.  The guy was really tough and every question I answered seemed to dig me into a deeper hole.  The worse part being that I knew that I know that I had done nothing wrong but I felt I needed to confess something.  The bus driver must have read the confusion on my face and went on the explain that this guy wasn’t the worse one! After that I just felt like shouting not everyone wants to stay in you land of the free!

Summary of conversation:

‘Where are you from?’

‘The UK’

‘The UK, why are you coming to America?’

‘For a holiday’

‘What holiday?’

‘Sorry?’

‘What holiday?’

‘Oh sorry, a vacation’

‘Vacation. Are you travelling alone?’

‘I am meeting my friend in Seattle’

‘Who is this friend and how do you know them?’

‘A friend from England, I have known her since school’

‘Why isn’t she with you now?’

‘I have been travelling for a few months and she could only get 3 weeks of work’

‘What do you do in the UK?’

‘I am a nurse’

‘A nurse.  I am not saying that nurses don’t earn much, but how are you funding this trip?’

‘I have saved some, I worked a bit in Australia and the rest is going on credit cards’

‘Do you have a ticket to leave?’

‘Yes we fly out of Boston on the 24th of June’

‘June 24th. How are you getting to Boston?’

‘I don’t know yet’

‘Oh, Take your things to the scan over there’

‘Thanks’ (for the interrogation)

Helen Getting Ready

Hello, this is Helen. I made this blog for Ruth, and now I’m hijacking it. And why? Because tomorrow, I’m going to join Ruth in Seattle, and we’re going to spend the last three weeks of her holiday doing a bit of a Thelma and Louise. Hopefully without the dramatic ending, although considering previous trips I wouldn’t rule it out.

Unfortunately (and typically, Ruth would probably say) I am ill. This is all part of the whole Helen Readiness Process. Here’s how it goes (with Ruth Readiness Process thrown in for comparison).

Two years before trip
Ruth begins to plan trip, tells Helen: Helen instantly forgets

One year before trip
Ruth has booked flights and time off work: begins to pack. Ruth reminds Helen, who makes vague promise to think about it

Six months before trip
Ruth has written detailed minute-by-minute plan of trip. Nags Helen about buying tickets: Helen mentions this casually to her parents

Two months before trip
Helen finally buys tickets, and books off leave, in impulsive fashion that leaves whole of her family financially crippled

One week before trip
Ruth is waiting in car, ready to set off. Helen realises none of her suitcases are suitable to take on trip, and buys one which, on inspection by Ruth, is also unsuitable

One day before trip
Ruth has now been waiting at airport for three days. Helen makes list of stuff, and throws half of that stuff in a suitcase. She wanders around her flat stuffing rotting/mouldy things in a bin bag and gets struck down by serious illness (ear infection/muscular pain/serious cold in the head). She also manages to re-dye her hair, leaving her whole bathroom bright red, and do random things like put a wash on and ring up The Times to complain about the repeated non-delivery of her newspaper.

Day of trip
Ruth is on aeroplane, strapped in, with complimentary nuts. Helen is panicking: she races around her flat throwing stuff in her suitcase and screaming. Despite this, she arrives at the airport immensely early, and ends up running the charge on her iPhone down playing Sonic the Hedgehog and updating her Twitter account.

Right, I’m off to OD on orange juice and run around my flat stuffing unnecessary items into my suitcase. By the way, if you want to follow my Twitter account, you can find it here:
http://twitter.com/isntit/

Wish me luck! Ruth will kill me if I don’t get there…