I feel I need to address some of the issues Helen has so politely brought up in her version of events.
1. I happened to notice the wanking tramp first, felt that we were interrupting his obviously practiced routine so went to buy tickets for bus journey to Vegas.
2. The cockroach thing was hilarious and I nearly wet myself watching Helen dancing around the cockroaches in the middle of the street.
3. I actually told Helen that I would abandon here in Washington if she decided to lay the stripper cards out on the kitchen table and select the best ones for the stripper wall in her journal but she has them stashed in a bag and I am sure she will bring them out in Boston when she knows we are all our final destination.
4. Mum, Dad please don’t worry about the murderer and to coke at the petrol station, it really wasn’t as dramatic as that and I am old enough and stupid enough to make it this far around the world. I am not going to let a murderer stop me from getting back to the UK to pay off my debits.
5. Ruth said nothing of the sort about Chinese girls and doesn’t wish to piss off a large proportion of people. I just made an observation that some of the Asian girls that I had shared rooms with had a very different view of quiet time to myself.
After having a maximum of 2 hours of sleep on the bus we arrived in San Francisco totally shattered. We got on the bus to Union Square and walked up to the hostel. The Adelaide hostel was really nice and has great meal deals and breakfast included, which we took advantage of. On Friday we spent the day exploring San Francisco. We caught the cable car over to Fisherman’s Wharf and walked around the bay area. We both got caricatures pictures of ourselves by an art student and basked in the glorious sunshine before going for Clam Chowder and a boat trip to Alcatraz and under the Golden Gate Bridge. We had a great trip around the bay and soaked up the sun before walking back along Fisherman’s Wharf and up to the crooked section of Lombard Street and arrived back at Westfield Centre at 7.30pm not believing where the day had gone.
Saturday involved another long bus journey (after meeting the wanking tramp) arriving in Las Vegas in the dark to appreciate the strip in its full glory. Our hotel was nice, really great value and on the strip so a great location. We explored the hotel and then went to bed. I had a great nights sleep significantly enhanced by the fact that I has a double bed to myself again for the next 3 nights and only Helen’s snoring to contend with in the bed next to me.
I woke up on my birthday and had phone calls from home, which is always nice but even better on your birthday. We caught the bus down to the end of the strip and walked to the famous Las Vegas sign for photo opportunities. Throughout the day we walked back in the direction of the hotel stopping off at numerous hotels along the way including Luxor to see the pyramid, Excalibur, New York New York, The Bellagio for the fountains and the botanical gardens, Caesars Palace, The Venetian, The Mirage and Treasure Island for a birthday dinner at Kahunaville. We had a great dinner with cocktails and birthday cake, then back to our hotel for more drinks, rides in the amusement park and losing at Roulette (last of the big spenders I bet $10). All in all a great birthday.
The early starts are not funny anymore, 5am and I am in the shower getting ready for our trip to the Grand Canyon. We took the bus to the Grand Canyon stopping at the Hoover dam along the way. On arrival at Mathers Point we walked along the South rim to the Yavapii Visitors Centre taking loads of photographs along the way and climbing over the rocks to get a better vantage point. At Yavapii we watched three Elks walking across the car park and took loads of photo’s of them too. Then on to Bright Angel Lodge for Helen to do some souvenir shopping and more photographs. We had a very uneventful journey back to the hotel and neither of us could really believe how amazing the Grand Canyon is. It is definitely one of the top natural wonders of the world. It was so beautiful and I was amazed.



