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Back in the UK

Well from Toronto we found ourselves on the Greyhound bus a couple more times, first to New York and then on to Boston on the day the pass expired.  I worked out I had clocked up a total of 96hours in 5 weeks on Greyhound and wouldn’t like to hazard a guess at the mileage count.

New York was a success and Helen managed to find shoes in Macy’s after her previous ones snapped in the coke trap in the back of the bus and I got to visit Central Park in the summer, which was my main objective for going to New York in the first place.  It was lovely to see people taking boats out onto the lake, others sitting and sunning themselves on the grass and the gulable tourists that paid ridiculous amounts to ride round on horse and cart.  It was a beautiful day and magical to explore the depths of the park knowing that the hustle and bustle of New York life was still happening outside its protective shield. 

Helen managed to tear me away and back to the hostel and collect our bags to go to Boston.  The final Greyhound bus journey was disappointingly uneventful after the ordeals we had endured along the way, from tramps to toothless drunks and from randy french couples to guitar playing bears, we had seen a great cross section of american society, a cultural melting pot of chemical toilet scented life.

Boston went by in a haze of being stuck somewhere between longing to travel for all eternity and mentally trying to prepare for my trip back to reality and the obligatory argument and misunderstanding that no Helen and Ruth trip would be complete without.  Having done something to one my photograph SD cards in Toronto I was frantically hoping that someone knew how to retrieve the 3000 photographs I had taken and potentially lost on this.  After 6 months of not really allowing myself to consider emotions about friends and family, I was longing to see them all and talk about my adventures. 

I left Helen at the airport and my favourite fatface jacket on the plane.  Gregg picked me up and took me back to Lincolnshire.  I just felt numb.  I couldn’t quite believe how nervous I felt about seeing everyone and wandering if they had changed, them thinking I had changed and how I would feel about being back. 

So that brings me to now, I took my card to someone as soon as I got back and got a phone call today to say they had managed to retrieve the images.  I went for lunch with the girls before starting back at work  and I am camping on the floor of my flat before new tenants move in in a couple of weeks.  The main objective over the next few weeks is to find somewhere to live and start to pay back some of my debts to the credit card companies.

I need to say a big THANK YOU to everyone who has supported me along the way and especially to those who have provided beds, hospitality and a friendly face in the sea of unfamiliar. I woudl like to think that I will keep this site going and there will be many more adventures to come.  Once I have some time in front of a computer editing images Iwill add more pictures of the journey (especially the last bit when I was constantly on the go and got very bad at blogging).

I would appreciate you questions and comments about the blog and photographs posted.  Below is a selection of the questions so far:

Where did you like the best?   New Zealand, particularly the south island

Would you like to go back to anywhere?  I loved New Zealand and definitely want to spend more time exploring both islands, but also want to go back to Australia so I can do Tasmania and Queensland and I would love to spend some chillin time on Portland again.

When did you feel most scared? Tie between being locked in a taxi in Bangkok and walking round Washington DC after midnight.

What was your best memory?  Whenever anybody asks me this question I get a photo montage pop up in my head of all the beaches I have sat on and all the sunsets I have seen whilst sitting there so I guess collectively Rhawi beach- Pucket, Langkawi-Malaysia, Margaret river -West Australia, Port Fairy- South Australia, Port Elliott- South Australia, Great Ocean Rd- South Australia and many more.

Is there  anywhere you didn’t like?  I really didn’t get a good vibe from Calgary, Alberta  but I didn’t hate it.

Washington, Baltimore, Niagara and Toronto (obviously way behind)

So we arrived at the airport in Las Vegas and found out our flight was delayed over an hour which would mean we would miss our connection.  This caused us both to panic me first, shortly followed by Helen when I pointed out our predicament.  Our turn at the check in desk came and we were told that we would be flying with United, they had booked us on a direct flight with no baggage check in fee and arriving an hour earlier than the original flight.  We were obviously completely appalled and given discount vouchers for our next flight and meal vouchers for the airport.  The journey was reasonable with complimentary drinks and a movie.

We caught a shuttle bus from Dulles International to the hostel only to find that 2 minutes after we arrived, a photo of us was posted on twitter.  Helen has already touched on the subject of the conversation with a probable murderer at the Petrol station so I won’t go into that.

The following morning we got the underground to Union Square and walked around all the major landmarks of Washington including the Jefferson, Lincoln and Vietnam Vets Memorials and the White House where Helen started singing ‘Oh say can you see, we’re in Washington DC’ to a load of tourists.  Unfortunately the President wasn’t accepting visitors so discussion of nurses pay and the oil spill were off the agenda.

A few hours later we collected our bags and headed for the Greyhound terminal to go to Baltimore.  We managed to get a private room but on arrival found that it was a double bed.  Unable to switch rooms and Helen being concerned she might smother me in the night I volunteered to sleep on the floor, which was surprisingly comfortable with a few blankets. We spent 2 nights in Baltimore exploring both the Charles street area where we were based, and with the use of the free buses, Market Street and the inner harbour area.  The weather was absolutely gorgeous without the humidity of neighbouring Washington.

The next morning we were on the move again back on the greyhound for a very complex transfer schedule to get to Niagara Falls.  We were late for all 3 transfers but by some miracle managed to catch all the buses but to the detriment of our stomachs because by 8pm we had had nothing to eat all day and Helen was seeing the ground move.  We got to Niagara at 9.40pm having managed to eat a disgusting microwaved spring roll burrito myself and a rather non-descript meat burger for Helen, further enforcing the point that greyhoung bus stations are not exactly conducive to a healthy balanced diet.

The next day started with a walk down to the falls.  The weather was again beautifully sunny and we knew we were nearly there when we heard the roar of the water and felt the vapour in the air.  We walked past the American falls on the opposite side and round to get a better view of the Canadian side. Deciding this was still not close enough we donned our very sexy blue hooded bin bags and took to the water on the ‘Maid of the mist’ into the falls. This was great but I didn’t see an awful lot after the first deluge of water across my glasses.

Back on dry land we continued walking and found ourselves at the gift shops and the top of the falls.  I was mesmerised by the water torrents falling over the edge, which is receding up to 2 meters per year in places, and into the abyss below to get carried down to Lake Ontario. Nestled on the shores of Lake Ontario sat our next destination, Toronto and by 6pm we had dumped our bags at the hostel (university halls of residents) and we were walking back to Yonge Street and to the cinema.

What Happens in Vegas

Raa. It’s Helen again. We’re in Baltimore right now, but we’ve been to Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Las Vegas and the Grand Canyon, and Washington DC. I can’t really remember loads. This is epilepsy-induced, not drunkenness-induced. What happened in Vegas will quite literally stay in Vegas.

We are on a very, very tight budget, and I’m not quite sure how Ruth has survived this far. I’m wearing these horrible sandals that just seem to rub on/trap dirt. I have constantly mucky feet – thanks Mum… Anyway, normally I would have got these cheap but awesome shoes, but I didn’t. Unfortunate, as they’re really painful and I’ve walked miles and miles now. Very ouchy.

Anyway. Notable things about our trip so far, since I notice different things to Ruth. She notices the beauty and wonder of nature. I notice freaky weird things like wanking tramps.

1. A wanking tramp: we saw a tramp gleefully pleasuring himself whilst standing in San Francisco bus station and yelling, at 6am in the morning.

2. Cockroaches: Washington DC at night = millions and millions of cockroaches, all ready to chase Helens down the street.

3. Giant Vegas cocktails: I wish we’d had one of these. They drink cocktails out of plastic guitars and stuff. Unfortunately our book of Vegas vouchers only let us have medium-sized ones. But I suppose drinking out of guitars is mostly for teenagers and crazy desperate cougar women. Although Ruth is 27 now, which is kind of old I suppose.

4. Chinese girls: every Chinese girl I’ve shared a dorm room with/sat next to on aeroplanes etc has been so, so selfish. Only Chinese girls. It’s super-weird. Making loads of noise at night when everyone’s trying to sleep, putting their bags everywhere, secretly using their phones when cabin crew say to turn them off, getting into my space all the time, generally being bitches. Maybe it’s just been the ones we’ve been hanging out with, but Ruth says it’s a cultural thing.

5. Buses: dear god, Greyhound buses are full of freaks. Seriously. I mean, our ticket was great value, but stinky drunk people, chemical toilets etc etc etc? Character forming, I suppose.

6. American food: our old rule still applies. If you don’t know what something you’re eating is, it’s cheese. If it definitely, definitely isn’t cheese, it’s bread. Everything has bread and cheese in it. I swear I’ve gained SO MUCH WEIGHT.

7. Stripper cards: Vegas is full to bursting with stripper cards. I collected some, but Ruth said it was probably socially unacceptable to stick them into my notebook in the public kitchen of the hostel.

I can’t think of anything else frankly. Ruth will have to fill you in on the rest. She says I shouldn’t write about the thing with the murderer and the coke at the petrol station, because her parents will freak out.

Falling behind

It seems to have been a while now since I updated the blog and I felt the last one was more a snapshot.  The days have been full of activities and nights packed with music and conversation and thoughts of what has been have taken a back seat.

I spent Saturday exploring Ganges market and meeting a few local characters.  The market is made up of Saltspring residents selling their creations.  It is amazing to see there is so much talent on one Island, even local youngsters are getting in on it selling homemade sweets and candy or singing their hearts out for the masses.  It is one of the highlights of the week for locals and tourists and this one was a big deal because it was a bank holiday weekend.  I tasted my way round the cheese stalls and bought bread and biscuits.  I also found a lovely stone necklace and one of Jess’s screen printed scarves without going for my usual brown or turquoise tendencies.  A breadth of inspiration for any budding artistic entrepreneur.
Sunday morning saw us catching the ferry to Vancouver Island and going to the 147th annual Victoria highland games.  After the obligatory bagpipes, marching bands and highland dancers I reveled in the 6ft kilt wearing bear like creations on display in the heavy weight highland games event.  I was only disappointed to discover they were nearly all wearing shorts under their kilts.  After we had our fill we went into town for Trevor to do some last minute shoe shopping and for a late lunch at one of the many pubs  on Government street.

Bank holiday Monday I left Trevor and Chenty packing up the house and drove down into Ganges going for a coffee and trying on shoes that I really can’t buy.  Past Ganges I found a nice shell beach and sat their whiling away the day alternating between studying the fantastic scenery and my latest book.  Later we went out for dinner and listened to some live music at Saltsprings coolest music venue ‘The Tree House’.  On ground level but nestled around a tree this cafe/restaurant plays host to local talent every night of the week in the summer months.  I have driven and walked past this place for the past week and have never seen it without a queue out the door and a waiting list on the board, while other restaurants surrounding it sit empty.  They were holding a Bob Dylan night in honour of his 69th birthday.  we listened for a while and then went back to the house and I packed my bags for the following morning.

Which brings me to today.  I caught the early ferry with Chenty and Jess to Swartz Bay where I got straight on another ferry to Vancouver city.  I am spending a couple of days here before getting the bus to Banff on Thursday.  I went to the tourist information to look for other hostels in the city.  I have taken to just going with the Hostel International hostels and these are quite often more money then some of the others.  I am after all 5 months into the trip now and in real need of cutting corners where I can.  I found the Samesun Backpackers and resolved myself to the fact that the money I saved could at least pay for the taxi I needed to take to the bus station due to lack of local public transport at 5.30am!

I walked round some shops and posted another parcel home at the post office.  I found the Library which is a mammoth building that looks a little like a modern take on the Coliseum in Rome.  I have also never seen a library with a pub attached.  All emails sorted, information gathered and a plan set out for tomorrows activities I went back to the hostel, that also has a cheap bar and restaurant, for dinner.

Melbourne

I have had a few days in Melbourne now and I have been bed hoping and not in the fun sense.  I wanted to stay in Melbourne Central YHA but they only had a bed for one night not a few so I booked one night and walked to Melbourne Metro YHA to see if they had anything.  To cut a long story short I stayed 1 night in Central, 1 night in Metro and then back to Central for another 3 nights.  This place is nice and has a nice bar on the ground floor that does cheap beer and cheap pizzas for hostel residents.

So far I have been utilizing the free city circle tram getting to Flagstaff park, Federation Square, Swanston shopping street and walking up to the Queen Victoria Market.  I have officially fallen in love with this place.  It is apparently the largest covered market in the southern hemisphere and gets better the more you explore it.  I started at the city end on Victoria Rd and went through the clothes, bags, shoes and souvenirs without much trouble then headed into the fruit and veg and nuts, seed and pulses.  I had a little more of a job getting through here even so I was quite proud of myself only coming out with fresh figs and some rather delicious mascatel grapes, incidentally the grape picking experience has given me a new found respect for the many different varieties.  From here the market progressed fo food courts and meat.  It was only 10.30 do the cooked food display didn’t have too strong of an effect and I didn’t need any raw meat so I got through there stopping only to check out the prawns and seafood selection at the entrance to the delicatessen area.  This was better then a sweet shop bread, cooked and cured meats, dips, cheeses and selections of the finest foods from around the world.  The smells were fantastic.  I walked round and decided on humous, spicy lentil dip, falafel and some stuffed olives for later on and for lunch a freshly squeezed carrot, apple, pear and ginger juice drink and a ricotta borek.  It is like Borough market but bigger, more space and less expensive.  I could have spent hours there but it is open everyday except Wednesday so I still have time to go back and try some more wonderful food.  Saying that, Melbourne really is all about the food.  There are thousands of restuarants and eateries and you could go years without dining in the same place twice.  Australia is the home to some truely amazing natural ingredients and they celebrate it and make the most of it, something that England fails to do.

The shopping centres are pretty different.  There is a big smoke chimney in the main central mall that they have just build round and put a big glass prism around the chimney stack.  The shops are nearly all small and on what they call laneways inside the centres, it looks really nice.  I have explored a few galleries and the main central library which is really old and grand looking.  I walked around the Docklands area there they have these big sculptures all along the dock front by various artists.   One day I walked along the Southbank of the river past the Eureka skybeck and to the Victorian Arts Centre and then on to the Royal Botanic Gardens where I found a spot of grass to read and watch the world go by.  It is so nice having the time to be able to slow things down but still achieve everything you want to in a day.

I have booked a van to take to Adeliade tomorrow becuase they didn’t have anything back to Sydney.  I will have more luck getting one from there I hope.

Coasting the Great Ocean Road

It was a long journey from Adelaide down to Port Fairy but I had glanced at the map and figured that was where I needed to get to to start on the Ocean road the next day.  The clock was ticking from the second I picked up the van and I had to deliver it to Sydney, in 1 piece, in 4 days time.  It was massive, it had a big double bed, sink, gas cooker, shower, toilet, microwave and air conditioning.  It was much longer than I expected it to be so I had to remember I needed more room to get the back to go in the same line as the front!

I had a really nice campsite right next to the beach on the first night and this meant the obligatory walk along the beach to watch the sunset.  In the morning I packed up the van and headed east to the B100, otherwise known as the Great Ocean Road.  It is said that this is one of the best drivers in the world, and it really didn’t disappoint.  First came the Bay of Islands and the shear scale of the cliffs and the razor edging to the rocks became quickly apparent.  Only minutes later another walk to see The Grotto, London Bridge and The Arch.  The sign for the 12 Apostles confused me a bit because it points left when the sea is on the right.  This takes you to the car park and the helipads.  The walkway goes under the road and emerging on the other side I could see the skies were littered with at least 10 helicopters taking the more extravagant tourists on the guided tour over this stunning natural landmark.

The first part of the road was along the cliff tops but then the road headed inland and through the Great Otway National Park, zigzagging down to Glenaire, back up to Mariners lookout and then back to sea level at Apollo Bay. From here the road hugged the shoreline with cliff face on one side and sea on the other.  Police cars stopped the traffic at Wongarra because someone was filming a commercial and after only a short delay the journey continued through Lorne, Fairhaven, Anglesea and Torquay were the Ocean road ended and I was on the freeway to Geelong.  Another couple of hours on the road and I pulled into Seymour for the night.

The rest of the journey really doesn’t warrant another post it was long and although there was nice scenery on the way, you couldn’t see it from the rest stops because of the trees and if I was going  to make it on time I couldn’t keep stopping every 5 minutes.  Day 3 was a 700km day and I decided I would stay overnight at Bungonia in the Morton National Park.  Only when I got there did I find that the park was closed for a month for animal culling so I went back to Goulburn for the final night.  I think it will only be another 300km from here tomorrow to get the van to the airport then into Sydney for a few days.

I have written these last 2 posts out on the road ready to go on the computer when I get to it but I am finding that I am getting more and more symptoms of Internet withdrawal.  I will be pleased to be back in touch with the modern world.  I have really enjoyed the past 4 days with the camper that I have affectionately named FEB (F***ing Enormous Bus) and will be sad to give him back.

Photographs of Bangkok

Views from the river

Temple of doorways!

What Arun, Bangkok

What Po Gardens

No post from Perth

A quick apology for not posting anything from Australia yet, it has all been really manic and trying to get paperwork, online courses completed and MRSA swabs done.  I have had a great week here and will tell you all about it in the next couple of days. Promise. Thanks again for all the comments and I am still enjoying receiving them, its nice to keep a link to home.

Singapore and F1

Firstly, I have managed to add some more photo’s to previous posts if you want to have a look.

How weird, even after KL, coming back to a big city and all that it involves, masses of people, transport links and most alarmingly, city prices.  A month traveling round Asia where everything is cheap and the food ridiculously so, and I come here. Singapore rivals London on the pricing stakes. I like the idea of paying 50 pence for a beer not 5 pounds!

Arriving from Changi Airport I got the MRT to Little India then walked to the hostel.  This one was called Prince of Wales and although still cheap to most, I paid more for a dorm room here than 2 nights in a private room in Thailand or Malaysia.  But enough about money, Little India  was teeming with people.  To think I was worried about crossing the road at the wrong time or place, people here tool over the road and the cars tried to weave between them.  I later found out that Sunday is the only day off for the construction workers and they were making the most of it.  Free of my rucksack once more I wandered out with map in hand.  The official map is massive and I couldn’t fold it up small.  2 streets away I resorted to desperate measures and set about tearing off the adverts and the bits I didn’t need.  Totally oblivious to everyone around me, I was concentrating on keeping the right bits. Then a guy looked over my shoulder and said ‘Are you making it smaller, how clever are you!’  this made me laugh.  People here seem really nice and friendly and I soon felt at home.

After walking round the markets with the millions of other people I went back to the hostel as there was a live acoustic session, a guy called Seth Roach.  He was really good playing some of his own stuff mixed with some Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell and Rolling Stones.  I sat with an Australian guy working out in Singapore. He said he often comes to the sessions as they are really good. After the session we decided to get something to eat and as we were in Little India it was only right that is was Indian.  The food was great and so was the place, above the hustle and bustle of the street below eating at low tables and sitting on cushions on the floor.

The next day I set out to Bugis MRT station and then on to City Hall. On the map it didn’t look that far to the Singapore Flyer so I walked in that direction.  I am also getting better at picking the side of the road out of the direct sun and trying to do my best to stay cooler.  Taking loads of photographs on the way I arrived at the Singapore Flyer. This is the largest wheel in the world (like the Eye or Millenium Wheel).  It’s a great view of the city and from here you can see up to Malaysia and across to Indonesia on a good day.  It takes about 45 minutes to rotate and then I decided to walk across the starting grid for the F1 road race circuit. I am not entirely sure where it takes them round the streets but this is basically the only bit that isn’t used as a normal road.  I saw the pit lanes, the seating areas and the skid marks on the roads.

Back to City Hall MRT and then to Clarkes Quay further up the Singapore river and on to Orchard Road.  This is the Shopping district of Singapore.One road lined on both sides with shopping centre after shopping centre all 8-10 floors of shopping heaven. Again another city where the main occupation is shopping, but I did have to see it.

I returned to Little India for an internet session, dinner, and a music session with beer and it was time to pack up and head to bed for the 5am start to Perth.  I can’t believe that I am leaving Asia.  I knew in the planning that the time would fly by quickly but I can’t believe what I have seen and done in the last few weeks. The photographs only give a tiny snapshot of all the images that my brain has registered and processed in the last few weeks.

Langkawi

A few key words can be used to describe Langkawi:- Spectacular, sunsets, seafood, sweltering heat, sailing boats and sedentary appeal.

Langkawi seems to pull off both budget and luxury like  nowhere else I have visited so far.  It is suited to both and there are legions behind the island that only seems to add to its mystical appeal.  The story of Mahsuri is one of these legions that has shaped the island into what it is now.  Basically she was a very beautiful women that every girl wished they were and every guy wishes he was with.  As a result of this jealousy she was killed as various people accused her of being unfaithful to her husband.  She claimed she was innocent and she cursed the island for 7 generations. She supported this curse by saying that if she was telling the truth, her blood would run white.  They uses a Kris knife between her shoulder blades and her blood ran white.  A lot of the locals followed this story and the 7th generation curse was eventually over in the 1980s.  Maybe due to the lifting of the curse or pure coincidence, but this was the same time that the island started to prosper with the tourist trade, and has seen great financial gain from tourism since.

There are loads of things to see and do whilst on the island and we started by Shukor taking me on a tour round the island and going to Babylon bar on the beach to take in the sunset.  Pantai Cenang is the main area for cafes and shops and the main hangout for both backpackers and hotel dwellers when they venture out of their resorts.  We had seafood at a great restaurant and the tiger prawns were massive and totally delicious.

Saturday was spent again riding round the island, visiting the construction site of the boutique resort development that Shukor is managing and taking in the views from various different vantage points including the giant eagle of Langkawi.  We decided again that Babylon bar was the best place to be for the sunset having not given ourselves enough time to get anywhere else!  I can’t believe how quickly the sun disappears. From when it first touches the horizon to being gone completely only seems to take a few minutes. The only reminder that it was there is the glowing red sky. I keep thinking I am going to wake up from the dream soon.

Another 2 days gone and I am back on the plane to Singapore. When I started this trip I had not imagined that I would be flying from place to place so much but I didn’t really understand the practicalities. Plane travel is so quick, cheap and widely used here that it would seem stupid not to take advantage of it. Plus it has the added benefit of being able to detatch myself from my rucksack for a while!